Hay Everybody

isnt it amazing how we spend out lives regretting the things we never did, but wish we did and wonder what would have happened if things worked out differently?

I have often wondered what would have happened if i had actually talked to that girl who was checking me out, or the one that was so obviously into me!

i have also been found wondering what would i be doing now if i had stuck in at school, went and became a chef, like i had wanted to, or joined the army as a chef instead of joining as a Radio Operator!

It sure is amazing the things we feel we should have done, but didn't because we had other things we needed to do, or decided not to because we wanted to check something else out!

I am also amazed at the amount people get so stressed out about, some people get so worked up about the most pathetic things its a wonder they haven't suffered a heart attack or even a stroke!

I have always said, things have a way of working themselves out, all you have to do is chill out and enjoy life the best you can, for instance, i just spent the last 5 months unemployed, which aint good because i owed a lot of companies a lot of money, the land lord one of them, but i didn't fret, i just enjoyed all the free time i suddenly found myself with.

Now, i have a job, i have come into tonnes of money and the land lord kicked me out, but, i found a much better place, cheaper and with a lot friendlier land lord that doesn't sneak into my room and take stuff he doesn't like the look of.

so anyway, the point of today's lesson, CHILL THE FUCK OUT ALL OF YOU!!! damn, if you cant live to enjoy life, then why the fuck are you living in the first place? seriously! all those dumb emo retards running around saying life is dull and dark and bleak and miserable, stop acting like a pussy and slit your wrists already! sooner those tards are gone, the sooner the place will brighten up a little.

Anyway, every one needs to start enjoying life and throw all your cares and worries out the window, your not going to achieve anything but huge fat wrinkles on your forehead, i don't have wrinkles, i got dimples coz im smiling all the time ^_^ all the girls say it looks cute well, cuter than wrinkles on your forehead anyway, they just make you look old XD

If your having probs smiling, or feeling good, i have the single greatest feel good tune in the whole wide world -

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even if you don't like trance, its a fucking awesome tune! makes me feel like playing with myself XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD but i don't! that would just be weird...>.>

anyway, think i have taken up enough of your time, so i will bid you farewell! OH! and be on the look out, i got a nice bit o ' art coming soon ^_^

oh, whats the deal with the Japanese craze all of a sudden? every where i look people are talking all these random Japanese things! Bishi? WTF? why dont you just say hunky men! Plushie? erm...cuddly toy ill have you know! Yaoi? Gay Man Sex >.< people are going out learning japanese, people giving oOOOOoooOoOOOOoOo Japanese food OooOOOOOOooooo COMEONEPEOPLEWTF!? there is only 2 things good to come out of Japan, the Cars and Manga, that's it! Anime sucks ass! worst plots and even worse voice acting! the food is god awful aswell! I work at a chinese take away and the owner is Japanese and when i asked him about what Jap food he liked he laughed at me and said that only westerners eat that shit!

well anyway, ranting over, love you all ^_^ oh and send me booby pics, i feel like i have lost my pervyness along the way!

Scince Monkey signing off for now!